Monkey Missions

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We carry out all kinds of motorcycle transport 🏍️ If you are buying/selling a motorcycle and need it delivering or if you are unfortunate enough to breakdown or have an accident and need recovery WE ARE YOUR GUYS!

An emergency 🚨 after hours roadside recovery came in for the new Monkey Mobile tonight!!Unfortunately our customer and h...
02/09/2026

An emergency 🚨 after hours roadside recovery came in for the new Monkey Mobile tonight!!

Unfortunately our customer and his Harley Davidson picked up a puncture on the A19 near Crathorne. We were on scene in around 30 minutes of his call 📱 and got him and his bike 🏍️ safely recovered home 🏠 to Middlesbrough. A returning customer again very happy with our services 😁

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The Monkey Mobiles first day and we were asked to collect a couple of little crackers this evening!Our customer bought h...
02/09/2026

The Monkey Mobiles first day and we were asked to collect a couple of little crackers this evening!

Our customer bought himself this lovely old Yamaha YG1 (we’ve never seen one of these) and an equally nice little old Vespa that amazingly is on 0 miles! (Which the seller says is genuine!). We collected them from Billingham and delivered them a short distance to their new home 🏠 at Stockton. Another very satisfied customer in the book 📖

Thankyou very much to The Pit Stop Diner for the recommendation 🖤👌🏼

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We’re back available 24/7 for all of your motorcycle transport needs and roadside recovery 🆘!!We have got the new van an...
02/09/2026

We’re back available 24/7 for all of your motorcycle transport needs and roadside recovery 🆘!!

We have got the new van and most of the required equipment up and running and fitted 😎 A couple of things left to do including emergency lights and the mounted winch and these will be done in the coming days 😁

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A couple of things to bring to you today guysFirstly a bit of bad news. Unfortunately there has been a delay in us takin...
31/08/2026

A couple of things to bring to you today guys

Firstly a bit of bad news. Unfortunately there has been a delay in us taking delivery of the new monkey mobile and it’s looking like we will be back on the road towards the end of the week and not today as planned 😞 apologies about this guys but it is out of our hands and we will be in touch with those booked in tomorrow and Wednesday to rearrange.

Next up is something for you guys to keep in mind when we are not available. A very good customer of ours sold his bike, the person that bought it needed it delivering. Our customer suggested he used us and instead the person buying his bike went on to Shipley and chose to go with the lowest bid to deliver his bike. These are pictures of the service he received 🤬
Hoping to be back on the road Thursday/Friday guys, sorry again for the delay, it’s VERY frustrating but these things happen. Keep em rubber side down 😎

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While we have some down time this week waiting on the new monkey mobile we thought we would touch up some social media s...
26/08/2026

While we have some down time this week waiting on the new monkey mobile we thought we would touch up some social media stuff to try and keep the monkey army growing! It would be very much appreciated if you guys could share this new poster/page with your biker family and friends 😎

So…. Why use monkey missions motorcycle couriers and recovery??
We use the best and top rated gear and equipment to keep your beloved bikes safe ✅
17 years combined motorcycle transport between me and the chief chimp ✅
24/7 availability ✅
We are bikers ourselves and understand how much your bikes mean to you and look after them like they are our own ✅
Very fair rates from start to finish ✅
Will almost always beat the AA/RAC arrival time by around 6 hours 😂 ✅

Remember you are not just paying for your bike to go from A to B, you are paying for the best equipment, 17 years of experience and the knowledge that goes along with it 💪🏻😎

Normal service will be resumed on this coming Monday and will be back to being available in the new van 24/7. Thankyou for your understanding and patience but these improvements had to be done 😎

Our first emergency 🚨 recovery in the new monkey mobile came in tonight 😎Unfortunately while riding tonight the footpeg ...
24/08/2026

Our first emergency 🚨 recovery in the new monkey mobile came in tonight 😎

Unfortunately while riding tonight the footpeg and gear shifter hanger sheered off from the frame on his Aprillia 125 😳 We recovered him and his bike 🏍️ from Hardwick Hall and got them home 🏠 to Hartlepool. Yes we had to use the emergency ramp but the full width mounted ramp and winch etc should be in the new van by the end of next week. Either way we didn’t want to let the customer down and leave him stranded.

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So…. An update on the monkey mobileWe have temporary use of a new van for the rest of this month and will hopefully be t...
22/08/2026

So…. An update on the monkey mobile

We have temporary use of a new van for the rest of this month and will hopefully be the full time monkey mobile next month. We have set it up with the basics for delivering and recovering but there is more work to be done including the winch and the full size mounted ramp. This will hopefully be completed next month 🤞🏻😁 but we have the essentials for the time being to move your bikes 🏍️ or get you out of trouble.

Some dates for your calendars…. We are not available 25th, 28th, 29th and the 30th

Once the other van is repaired she will most likely be for sale if any of you guys are interested but the recovery equipment and gear will not be included

A long day on the road today 😴 Our first customer bought himself a little Daelim 125. We were required to go to Wigan, c...
21/08/2026

A long day on the road today 😴

Our first customer bought himself a little Daelim 125. We were required to go to Wigan, check it over on his behalf and bring it back to Skelton back in the North East. A returning customer again very satisfied with our services 😁

Unfortunately our second customer needed roadside recovery. The throttle cable snapped on his custom Honda CBX750. We recovered it from Wolviston services and returned it a short distance to his home 🏠 at Stockton. Another returning customer again very happy with our services 😁

*Side note: the van has developed what seems to be a couple of minor issues on today’s trip and are going to try our best to work around these until they can be sorted or a replacement van can be sourced 😎

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A nice double load for us this morning 💪🏻Our customer needed his Sinnis Apache and his Honda CRF250 transporting as he w...
20/08/2026

A nice double load for us this morning 💪🏻

Our customer needed his Sinnis Apache and his Honda CRF250 transporting as he was moving home 🏠. We collected them from Spennymoor and took them over to his new house at Fishburn. Another new customer very happy with the services we provide 😁

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Another big old heavy and really low delivery came in for us this morning 💪🏻Our customer required us to transport this S...
19/08/2026

Another big old heavy and really low delivery came in for us this morning 💪🏻

Our customer required us to transport this Suzuki Intruder VL1500. We collected it from his home 🏠 at West Cornforth and delivered it across to Hartlepool on his behalf. A returning customer again very satisfied with our services 😁

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