Robot Gentleman

23/10/2026

To this day, nobody knows where they were going...

They're either fleeing danger or aggressively chasing it. Art by Mr Tom.

20/10/2026

In the post-apocalypse, this is what they mean by liquid assets.

Here's Ted. And his healthy relationship with soup.

16/10/2026

Rawr! So ferocious. Much brave. Such dinosaur pajama onesie awesomeness.

One small step for Astrocitizens, one giant rawr for Emmet and Deedee. Art by Doupou.

14/10/2026

One of these is calling your name. Which is it?

12/10/2026

Design your own crew and post them in the comments! Preferably someone brave, good at fixing things with just tape, and only mildly allergic to frequent space disasters.

Now boarding: your freshest space recruit.
Design your own crew for this completely understaffed escape pod and post them in the comments.

08/10/2026

🍂 Steam Autumn Sale: FINAL HOURS
🎮 Xbox Best Rated Sale: JUST STARTED
🍄 Our characters: MUSHROOMS!

Grab 60 Seconds! and 60 Parsecs! while they're on sale.

07/10/2026

A completely normal Steam Autumn Sale post...
Nothing unusual here...
Just a picture of Emmet Ellis as a mushroom. You're welcome!

06/10/2026

A rare autumn Puffball specimen has been spotted!
Experts call it Mary Jane Gigantica
As gigantic as Steam Autumn Sale, check it out!

05/10/2026

POV: you opened an atlas of mushrooms and somehow found Deedee 🍄
Anyway, Steam Autumn Sale is still happening!

04/10/2026

You have 60 seconds to identify this mushroom.
Hint: she has two children and has survived a nuclear apocalypse.
What's your answer?