05/11/2026
Mescalito Coffee
☕☕(out of 5)
100 E Alamo St, Brenham, Texas
Eight dollars for a large drip coffee? Eight? For drip coffee? Let me be clear: I order a large drip coffee; the barrister takes a large cup, turns a quarter to the left, flips the lever on a 2-gallon carafe, fills the cup, takes 2 steps, puts some creamer in, adds a lid, turns and hands me the cup. $8!!! (Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ and all that’s holy.)
Coffee – full coffee and espresso options – and my coffee was fresh, tasty, and had a good aroma – but $8! The fixings bar wasn’t much and was combined with the trash and dirty dish tub, so not the place you are going to pause and get your coffee done properly.
Atmosphere – Comfortable and clean. Good interior design (Industrial) that makes good use of the space, with a cute boutique shop in the back & clean bathrooms. But seriously, eight bucks?
Food / Other Drinks – teas and smoothies. If you are hungry, there are some bags of chips and a case of pastries, and kolaches. $6 to $7 for a kolache, which is a little pricey, but expected at this point.
Seating – A good amount of indoor seating, some outdoor seating at the front door, and a quite deck in the back, overlooking some great street art. Great WIFI. And you can sit much more comfortably now that your wallet is so much thinner.
Community – Not much. Checked their page, nothing listed for charity events, live music, book club, anything. These are people who want you to come in, give up all your money, and leave.
Ok. In most places around the state, a large (20 oz.) cup of drip coffee, with some cream, should cost less than $4. Maybe bump it up to $5 if you are in downtown Dallas or something. If your coffee option is a pour-over, maybe charge a little more because there is some labor involved – but $8 is too much (and then I tipped, which I shouldn’t have, but that’s what I do). Looking at the menu, they listed the drip large as $6.75, so I guess the cream was extra ($0.75 at the bottom). I see that a Cafe Au Lait is the same price, with makes more sense with the extra effort – and the Americano was less ... I don’t get it, unless this is just some passive aggression towards people who just want a plain cup of coffee (this would make sense with the sad state of the fixens bar). Looking back at the menu, a bottomless drip coffee is an additional $4, and Mrs. Lost Texan pointed out that a tea (hot water & throw a tea bag in it) is $5 to $6.50. In short: Mescalito Coffee: your coffee is ok, but it’s not bringing around World Peace or anything. Mescalito Coffee