Retract-a-Gap

05/31/2026

🚨 Product Update 🚨

Our Retract-a-Gap boxes arrived! 🎉
Unfortunately, the purple ink comes off easier than expected. One touch and it looks like we've been picking blueberries all day. 🫐🤣

The good news: A corrected reorder is already being placed, and we'll ship orders as soon as the new boxes arrive.

Thank you for your patience and support. We can't wait to get Retract-a-Gap into your hands... without turning them purple! 💜

04/25/2026

🚨 WE DID IT 🚨

PRE-ORDER STOCK = SOLD OUT.

You showed up. You shared. You made this happen.

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Here’s what’s next:
• Orders are locked in
• Production is moving
• We’re waiting on our product boxes to land

As soon as packaging arrives, we ship.

Your Retract-a-Gap is almost on the way.

Stay close. We’ll keep you updated every step.

And if you missed this round…
don’t blink on the next drop 👀🥳

03/04/2026

🍀 An Irish Blessing for St. Patrick’s Day… 🍀
May your troubles be few,
your laughter be loud,
and your bathroom stall gaps be blocked from the crowd. 🚪👀

🚽 No More Seein’ When You’re P*ein’.
🍀 Follow us for more ridiculous bathroom humor and real solutions to the world’s most awkward problem.
👇 Tag someone who has experienced the stall gap stare.
🌐 retract-a-gap.com
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02/21/2026

“The Gap of Doom!” 🤣💯
No More Seein When You’re P*ein!

02/15/2026

Dear Hobby Lobby , we need to talk. 😊 You help us decorate our homes, celebrate every season, and craft the most beautiful things… but those bathroom stall door gaps? Oh my. 👀 May I humbly suggest you carry Retract-a-Gap™? 🙏🏼
Because privacy is a blessing we should all be able to count on. 🚽
Just a gentle little idea… from one concerned bathroom visitor to another. 💕😂🤗

02/10/2026

AI voices are awesome. “No More Seein When You’re P*eonn” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
🧻😱

02/09/2026

✨ SHOUT OUT WHERE IT’S DUE! ✨

Huge thank you to Flying Pig Designs (Colorado) for helping bring the Retract-a-Gap to life! 🙌 After years of ideas, iterations, sketches, prototypes, and “what if we tried THIS?”… we finally landed on the best version of this little privacy hero — and I couldn’t have done it without their brilliant team.

Special shout out to Keir and Russ for their genius minds, creative problem-solving, and for happily humoring me through this wild (and very fun) development adventure. You two are the best! 🐷🚀

If you’re looking for top-notch product design and engineering, check them out here:
🔗 https://www.flyingpigdesignsllc.com/
🔗 https://www.linkedin.com/company/flying-pig-designs-llc/

💥Grateful for amazing partners who make big ideas actually happen!

02/07/2026

Riley Green's Duck Blind Nashville we can supply your bar with Retract-a-Gap devices to ensure there is No More Seein When You’re P*ein! 🤣 Always happy to help. 🚽👀

02/06/2026

Some people swear the stall gap “isn’t a big deal”… and those people have clearly never made eye contact with a stranger mid-pee. 😳
If your bathroom privacy currently looks like a drive-through window, this is for you.

Retract-a-Gap™ makes awkward eye contact optional (and blessedly avoidable).
Watch how easy it is ⬇️

👉 Pre-order yours now: www.retract-a-gap.com

02/06/2026

🚨 PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN! 🚨

Some people don’t mind folks Seein’ When They’re P*ein’ 👀
Others would like to keep their bathroom time a little more… private.

If you’re in the “HARD PASS” camp, we’ve got you covered.
The Retract-a-Gap™ is here to block the stall door gap, protect your privacy, and make public bathrooms just a little less awkward.

P*e in peace. No audience required, unless you're into that kind of thing. 😁

👉 Pre-order yours now before they’re gone!
🫣🚽 www.retract-a-gap.com

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Retract-a-Gap is a retractable bathroom stall gap cover that blocks door gaps and restores privacy in public restrooms, schools, offices, gyms, and commercial facilities.