Taxi Rob

06/01/2026

Look, all I'm saying is that for nearly 50 years, Kenny Rogers has been handing out the best relationship advice offered up in any piece of popular music, ever.

05/31/2026

Just because I can remember an era of history that you can't doesn't make me better than you. I can tell you about a better time, but I can also tell you WHY it was better.

Sometimes I think you don't want to hear about it just because it reminds you of what all of us have lost, and maybe you're just a little jealous and you blame me for losing it. Trust me, I don't like thinking about it either.

Nostalgia kills, and I'm not a wallower. Thinking about the good things we had in the recent past doesn't make me sad, it makes me angry. I want all of you to be angry, too.

05/31/2026

Just wanted to let you all know that Taxi Rob's Freeform Jazz Oddyssey has dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert. Freddie Florest & The Brown Roses have also packed it in.

05/29/2026

I've seen too many of my friends die to take on another addict in my life, sorry if that makes me less progressive than you'd like.

05/28/2026

if you think women are too frail for men's sports then you need to acknowledge that they are disproportionally targets of often life threatening physical abuse

05/26/2026

sometimes I think you only like me when you're drunk, then you smile at me with those dead black eyes and I'm sure of it

05/24/2026

They say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I'm not claiming to be a genius, I'm telling you I'm insane.

05/22/2026

Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular, non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places, and under any circumstances, to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake. -Carlo Cipolla

05/17/2026

I saw a piece on the news about senior loneliness, and it occurred to me the best way to combat that would be for seniors to stop treating younger people like s**t and stealing their futures from them all the fu***ng time. Jussayin.

04/16/2026

Sh*tlibs are finally starting to figure it out I guess. I predicted every single one of these outcomes, most of you reading this were there to hear me say it 12 years ago.

BTW, do you remember who was California AG back then, when the ride apps were flouting California labor, insurance, and permitting laws? Maybe that's part of why she lost the election, jussayin.

And if you think Newsom is gonna help the working class in any meaningful way, you really need to stop smoking so much w**d.

If Waymo gets its way, 2 million workers will be out of work.When Waymo gets a firm hold on a city, wages go down. Some drivers now have to work 12 hours day...