Unreal Greetings

03/01/2017

Spring Cleaning Sale! Various amounts of 60 styles are on sale for $0.95 each while supplies last. These are cards with a previous branding on the back or a previous paper stock - besides that, they're the same as the full-priced cards. Buy a bunch and help make way for new styles! Click on the Sale Items category to see them all.

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Surprisingly Funny, Edgy Humor Greeting Cards

02/17/2017

Some new shipping sass.

02/04/2017

Made these custom cards for my favorite Springfield, IL store - The Cardologist to accommodate his sock fe**sh. Thanks for the inspiration, Douglas!

Some days the surprises come along when I least expect them. Opened a box of new cards today from the coolest, funniest card guy in Minnesota. Lo, he surprised me with a custom Cardologist sock card, suitable for all sock giving occasions. Even better...the socks have glitter! I love this guy. I love this card. Grant, Mr. Unreal Greetings, you are totally the best. You are surprisingly funny, but I guess marriage is still out, right? Damn. Oh well. Heck.

02/01/2017

In the market for some fantastic Valentine's Day greetings? Look no further than these adorable chalkboard cards by Unreal Greetings!

02/01/2017

A little mother lovin' sunshine for a cold but sunny day here in the great Midwest. Great for anyone who brings some light into your life.



Get 10% off in the Etsy store until Feb 7 with code LOVE2017

01/31/2017

Great friends make the best accessories. Just not literally, Unfortunately.

Inside message: You'd go so well with my shoes.

Get 10% off the Etsy store for a few more days with the code LOVE2017

01/28/2017

..... for your almost-too-sweet sweetheart.

Use coupon code LOVE2017 in our Etsy store for 10% off your order!

01/27/2017

You, me, and Netflix makes three. It's the perfect ménage a trois.

This and the other new Love From the Sidewalk cards are now available for your favorite Netflix partner.
Inside message: Ménage a trois indeed.

Use coupon code LOVE2017 in the Etsy store by Feb 7th for 10% off your order!
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01/26/2017

The first Love From the Sidewalk card - freakin' adorable if I do say so myself. Great for your boo, or your bae, or whatever it is you kids are calling each other these days.
Inside message: Best surprise ever

Use Etsy coupon code: LOVE2017 by Feb 7th to get 10% off your order!

01/25/2017

It's official, folks. I've gone soft. It seems that in the middle of a Minnesota winter my little family has melted my cold heart. Thus, my first love / v-day cards, called Love From the Sidewalk. You can see that spokesdog Skeeter is super impressed in this candid, not photoshopped photo. . They're available in my Etsy store now, and more images coming soon. Now get off my lawn!

04/07/2016

Dedicated to all you bombshells out there. Especially you, Amy Schumer. Plus size, shmus size - it's all good.

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04/04/2016

There's a fine line between dapper and dipsh*t. Isn't that the truth. Do I know that line? Hell, I live on that line.