Tales From Public Transit

03/09/2020

Hey so I have a car now and started driving for Lyft. I'll try to post about weird passengers I give rides to. :)

08/21/2019

04/30/2019

"MY NAME IS JAH, SAW SAW SAW SAW, MY NAME IS JAH, SAW SAW SAW SAW" is a hit new song from the guy in the back of the bus that'll blow your f**king mind!

04/25/2019

Today at the bus stop I was treated to a delightful fifteen minute seminar on the keys to success and the steps to take for complete happiness. Once the speaker had finished he proceeded to walk to the Circle K behind us and threatened violence on someone. Truly an inspiration!

04/01/2019

Ah, good they finally decided to turn on the AC in this bus. It has only been this whole time.

11/11/2015

Dude who can't stop blinking "Excuse me, can you help me figure out why people are so miserable?"

Girl "... I'm not sure..."

*silence* ... *more blinking from dude*

Dude "Thank you! I'm happy!"

Girl "That's great!"

*Dude smiles, blinks, and walks away*

09/18/2015

"Everything smells weird if you're not used to it."

No man, it's just you

08/31/2015

The smell of old spilled beer on this bus reminds me for some reason of the water in the splash mountain ride at Disneyland. Take from that what you will.

08/12/2015

So, during the winter there is an increased number of elderly people riding the light rail. Pointing at landmarks and giving each other generally wrong information about the landmarks. I'm pretty sure they're called snowbirds.

Anyway it rained twice the other day and that was enough to bring them out in the middle of August.

"Bruce it's finally raining in Phoenix, get me a plane ticket!"

"Hold your horses Myrtle. Let's take the RV"