09/02/2026
🚨 TRAVEL ADVISORY - CAPE BRETON ISLAND🚨
According to the new Hilroy map, Cape Breton Island is no longer with us.
This came as a surprise to everyone here at the McCurdy Sydney Airport — particularly the passengers who landed here today.
For anyone currently visiting the Island, please remain calm.
We understand it may be unsettling to discover halfway through your vacation that your destination does not technically exist but rest assured:
The Cabot Trail has been located and is still spectacular.
The golf courses remain open, despite apparently being located in international waters.
All beaches have been accounted for. Not one appears to have noticed we're missing.
The pizza is still here, and we are absolutely not getting involved in that argument.
Fiddle operations remain at normal Cape Breton levels.
And your aunt is still wondering why you never visit.
All arriving passengers are encouraged to disregard the map, collect their luggage, and continue enjoying Cape Breton as though nothing has happened.
Departing passengers should also have no trouble leaving — although, geographically speaking, we're not entirely sure where you'll be departing from.
Beautiful island.
Internationally renowned.
Airport and everything.
Hard to miss.
Usually. 👀
YQY will continue to proudly serve the island formerly known as Cape Breton ✈