06/19/2026
Life update: I have a sister! Well, technically a half-sister.
She’s been in my life for a little over a year now, and she’s been speed-running this whole growing-up thing. One minute she was crawling, and the next she was running laps around the house. As a walrus, I’m built for many things, but keeping up with a toddler is not one of them.
That said, I’m pretty happy about it. Having a little sister who wants to play with me has been a lot of fun. Sure, I occasionally get carried upside down, dragged into tea parties, and recruited for mysterious toddler missions, but that’s all part of the job.
Now that things have settled down a bit, I’m hoping to share more updates from my adventures. And with any luck, my family and I will be getting out for some new adventures very soon.
Until next time,
Walter Wally the Walrus 🦭