Triple A Taxis

11/08/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that one of our taxis has gone full W***y Wonka.

It didn’t just visit Cadbury World.
It stormed in waving what it claims is a Golden Ticket (we’re 90% sure it printed it itself), demanded to meet “the chocolate overlord,” and tried to negotiate a lifetime supply of Dairy Milk

Witness reports include:

The car attempting to enter the factory like it was about to inherit the entire chocolate empire

An Oompa Loompa chasing it with a mop

The taxi insisting it should be painted Cadbury purple “for brand synergy”

A child asking if it was the new Wonka mobile

The car humming Pure Imagination on the way out

It returned home absolutely buzzing, smelling faintly of cocoa, and convinced it’s now part of the Cadbury board of directors.

08/08/2026

We took the van to DH Tyres & Hand Car Wash because apparently it wanted to “feel fresh” before returning.
It strutted in like it owned the place, got pampered, got polished, and is now shining brighter than our patience during a Friday night rush.

Is it back?
Yes.
Is it behaving?
Let’s not push our luck.

For now, it’s clean, it’s smug, and it’s pretending it didn’t spend weeks in the garage contemplating its life choices.

Meanwhile, Triple A is still out here doing what we do best — getting you where you need to go, even when the van decides it wants another spa day.

📞 01827 713637
📱 Book on the app
https://tripleataxis.co.uk/app-booker

28/07/2026

Two Triple A cars spotted miles from civilisation.
We’re not sure if they were:

responding to a booking,

investigating crop circles,

or just spawned here because the taxi matrix glitched.

Either way, if you need a lift, we’ll appear.
Sometimes in town.
Sometimes in a field.
Sometimes in pairs.

For normal taxi journeys you can book book by phone or our app
📞 01827 713637
📱 Book on the app
https://tripleataxis.co.uk/app-booker

21/07/2026

After a short break for repairs and upgrades, our wheelchair‑accessible vehicle is officially back on the road and ready to help customers across Atherstone and the surrounding areas.

It’s refreshed, recharged, and rolling around like it owns the place.
Appointments? Sorted.
Shopping trips? Easy.
Days out? It’s basically begging to go.

And remember — Triple A is always here when you need us.
Book a ride and we’ll get you where you need to go.
Sometimes the van will glide in like it’s making a grand entrance…
and sometimes one of our cars will turn up instead, wondering why the van gets all the attention.

Either way, you’re getting there.

Thanks for your patience while it was off the road.
We’re fully up and running again.

And doggo is still in the window calling sh***un

📞 01827 713637
📱 Book on the app
https://tripleataxis.co.uk/app-booker

15/07/2026

If you didn’t make it to the pub before kickoff — don’t panic.
Triple A is out tonight doing rapid‑response England runs.

Need to get there before the second half?
Need picking up after the match?
Need rescuing from “just one more pint”?
We’ve got you covered.

It’s England vs Argentina tonight — so whether you’re heading out right now or planning your escape later, we’ll get you where you need to be.

📞 01827 713637
📱 Book on the app
https://tripleataxis.co.uk/app-booker

15/07/2026

Ladies and gentlemen…
We regret to inform you that the van has suffered a catastrophic incident.

It has…
shrunk.

Not a little bit.
Not “oh that looks smaller in the photo.”
No — properly, dramatically, cartoon‑style shrunk.
One minute it was a proud, full‑sized van.
The next minute it’s basically the fun‑sized version you’d get in a Kinder Surprise.

While the van is away being re‑inflated, re‑hydrated, re‑grown, or whatever it is mechanics do when they look at a vehicle and say “yeah mate, that’s not right,” we’ve taken to the roads in this smaller stunt‑double car.

We even recreated one of our classic landmark shots with it…
because Triple A doesn’t stop just because the van decided to cosplay as a hatchback.

Don’t worry — the service is the same.
The chaos is the same.
The drivers are the same.
Only the car is… slightly less majestic.

We’re hoping the van dries out and returns to its original size next week.

03/07/2026

Today the office had a very unexpected delivery — a lovely customer surprised us with a full box of AAA‑themed cakes.
Pink, fancy, beautifully made… and immediately placed under “office protection” so the drivers didn’t get to them first.

The plan was simple:
Hide the cakes.
Protect the cakes.
Pretend nothing happened.

Unfortunately… we’ve now posted them on Facebook.
So that plan lasted about 14 seconds.

Massive thank you to the wonderful customer who made these — it genuinely means a lot.
We love our community, and moments like this remind us why we do what we do.
(Also yes… the drivers have found the cakes. There is no stopping them.)

02/07/2026

Triple A Taxis — proudly staying physical since forever.

📞 01827 713637
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01/07/2026

It’s Wednesday in Tamworth…
So obviously Teddy has decided he’s sightseeing.

If you spot our taxi parked by the castle with a doggo in the window, don’t panic — he’s just checking the history before his next ride.

Need a lift today?
We’re out, about, and castle‑adjacent.

📞 01827 713637
📱 Triple A Taxis App
https://tripleataxis.co.uk/app-booker

29/06/2026