The OnlyVans Man

24/04/2026

Totally normal collection and delivery today, these 2 stunning peahfowl. Oddly enough not my first tango with a couple birds.

We also do other normal things like tip runs, clearances, removals, collection and delivery.

Next time you need a load taken.....give The OnlyVans Man a call

25/02/2026

Hey you!

Did your Grandad leave you his amazing collection of things from the garage that is more valuable to the skip than you?

Has your Mrs finally kicked you out but you can't fit your belongings in your MX5?

Did you write off your motorbike trying to pop a wheelie and you need it recovered?

Do your carpets not match the drapes?

Did you go all out in Ikea only to realise you can't read swedish?

Need your bush trimming?

Well The OnlyVans Man is back again with a new van

The OnlyVans Man is the onlyvans man you need for all your man with van needs.
Collections, deliveries, tip runs, house clearances, flooring, painting and decorating, general maintenance and D.I.Y
We do it all...within reason...

Fully licensed and insured

OnlyVans - Professional Load Takers

Give us a message for a no obligation quote

08/02/2026

Want that new sofa but can fit it in your micra...

Broke your bed wrestling and need it taken to the dump no questions asked...

Did nan leave you a house but after going through her draws you'd rather someone else clear it...

Does your carpet not match the drapes...

Do you need those questionable stains on the walls painted over...

Did you go all out in Ikea only to realise you can't read swedish...

Need your bush trimming...

Remeber The OnlyVans Man is the onlyvans man you need for all your man with van needs.
Collections, deliveries, tip runs, house clearances, flooring, painting and decorating, general maintenance and D.I.Y.....
We do it all...within reason...

Give us a message for a no obligation quote

01/02/2026

Hey you!

Did your Grandad leave you his amazing collection of things from the garage that is more valuable to the skip than you

Do the drapes not match the carpets so you need new flooring

Has your Mrs finally kicked you out but you can't fit your belongings in your MX5

Did the British Heart Foundation refuse to take that nearly new DFS sofa as its not a "corprit" donation

Well The OnlyVans Man is back again with a new van!

So if you need a load taking or questionable waste taking away no questions asked give me a message or a call for a no obligation quote

OnlyVans - Professional Load Takers

29/08/2025

Want that new sofa but can fit it in your micra...

Broke your bed wrestling and need it taken to the dump no questions asked...

Did nan leave you a house but after going through her draws you'd rather someone else clear it...

Does your carpet not match the drapes...

Do you need those questionable stains on the walls painted over...

Did you go all out in Ikea only to realise you can't read swedish...

Need your bush trimming...

Remeber The OnlyVans Man is the onlyvans man you need for all your man with van needs.
Collections, deliveries, tip runs, house clearances, flooring, painting and decorating, general maintenance and D.I.Y.....
We do it all...within reason...

Give us a message for a no obligation quote

10/04/2025

Another successful move with help from number 2, Mrs The OnlyVans Man the true Tetris Queen

Remember OnlyVans is available for house moves, clearances, tip runs, collections and deliveries and much much more...within reason

04/04/2025

R.I.P Josh Haines, although we didn't know each other but we were both delivery drivers so our path crossed almost every day. You were always super friendly and chatty. Whenever you saw the van you would run straight over and take as many stickers as you could.
I couldn't follow in the van today but I followed in the car, you are very loved and will be missed around cheddar.
Rest easy, from one pizza boy to another

12/03/2025

Another successful move from Bristol to Gloucester.
Remember The OnlyVans Man is available for all your man with van needs, from house moves to waste removal, single item collection and deliveries and much more!
Fully insured and licensed so non of your rubbish ends up in a layby

27/02/2025

Happy to have helped bring The Brit Awards to The Brit Bar
Get down if you can for an evening of entertainment and drinking, what more coukd you ask for
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TONIGHT!!

26/02/2025

Can anyone around weston give me a jump, van battery died