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Felix has sent this one in of him getting loaded. Nice easy one down to Birmingham this morning.
17/10/2026

Felix has sent this one in of him getting loaded. Nice easy one down to Birmingham this morning.

🚨🎅🎄 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: WE'RE LOSING KEITH … AGAIN! 🎄🎅🚨Well, it's that time of year again, and unfortunately, we're h...
16/10/2026

🚨🎅🎄 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: WE'RE LOSING KEITH … AGAIN! 🎄🎅🚨

Well, it's that time of year again, and unfortunately, we're having to say goodbye to our very own little helper! 😂🧝‍♂️

From 3rd December, Keith will be leaving us for a whole MONTH to return to the North Pole and help Santa get ready for Christmas! 🎁

After winning ELF OF THE YEAR 2025 last year, Keith has clearly made quite an impression at the North Pole. Santa's obviously decided that when it comes to little people doing big jobs, nobody measures up quite like Keith! 🤣📏

Let's face it, he's got the perfect qualifications:
✅ Already elf-sized — no uniform alterations needed!
✅ Can work on the bottom shelf without bending down.
✅ Can hide behind a sack of presents when the boss comes looking.
✅ And doesn't need to worry about getting his head stuck in the chimney… he's got a head start! 😂

The big question is… can our pocket-sized professional defend his title and bring home ELF OF THE YEAR 2026? 🏆🎄 We're keeping everything crossed… although at Keith's height, we'll probably only need to cross our fingers at knee level! 🤣

But seriously, a month without Keith is going to leave a BIG hole in the team… well, not a big hole exactly. More of a little gap down near the bottom! 😂

And we've already got some serious concerns here at work…

🚛 WHO'S HAVING THE BOOSTER SEAT OUT OF HIS LORRY WHILE HE'S GONE?! We can't have perfectly good equipment going to waste for a whole month! 🤣

Who's going to reach the top shelf now? Who's going to remind us that dynamite comes in small packages? And who's going to be our official spokesperson at ankle height? 😂

We're also concerned Santa might make him head elf this year. He'll be the only one who can walk underneath the reindeer without ducking! 🦌🤣

So, Keith, enjoy your month at the North Pole. Don't forget your little hat, your tiny boots, and your step ladder… just in case Santa asks you to reach for the stars! ⭐

GOOD LUCK, KEITH! 🎅 We hope you defend your Elf of the Year crown in 2026. You've got some big boots to fill… luckily, yours won't need to be very big! 😂👢

P.S. If anyone needs Keith in December, please contact Santa directly. He'll be the one standing at the front of the queue so he can see over the counter! 🤣

🎄 SMALL IN STATURE, BIG IN CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! 🎄

😂🎅

**Disclaimer** This is Banter between us and our driver and all done for fun and a light hearted joke. Life is all about having a laugh. Yes we used Chat GPT we had little time 😉.

Felix tipping in the new Greggs distribution centre in Derby this morning. Once again gets all the cream jobs 🎣🎣. .
11/10/2026

Felix tipping in the new Greggs distribution centre in Derby this morning. Once again gets all the cream jobs 🎣🎣. .

First one for Mark for us over in France 🇫🇷 tipped reloaded to go further south before reloading back to the UK. As alwa...
08/10/2026

First one for Mark for us over in France 🇫🇷 tipped reloaded to go further south before reloading back to the UK. As always made light work of it 💪

Andy waiting to ship out. Just needs to clear Sivep in France then crack on down to Switzerland 🇨🇭. Hopefully a little b...
22/09/2026

Andy waiting to ship out. Just needs to clear Sivep in France then crack on down to Switzerland 🇨🇭. Hopefully a little bit less stressful that the last trip we did 😂.

Chris J been spotted by KHT Fleet Photography. Nice picture 👌.
20/09/2026

Chris J been spotted by KHT Fleet Photography. Nice picture 👌.

When all you want to do is get back to the UK you rock up at Calais to see this 🤦
17/09/2026

When all you want to do is get back to the UK you rock up at Calais to see this 🤦

Quick Channel hop for Timbo. Just waiting to clear customs in France 🇫🇷. Once cleared crack on to delivery tip and reloa...
16/09/2026

Quick Channel hop for Timbo. Just waiting to clear customs in France 🇫🇷. Once cleared crack on to delivery tip and reload back to UK.

Dan enjoyed last week on his trip in to Italy 🇮🇹 glad to have had a couple days back home and already wants to go again ...
08/06/2026

Dan enjoyed last week on his trip in to Italy 🇮🇹 glad to have had a couple days back home and already wants to go again 💪

When an agency driver lets you down, instead of Hulking out, our Ops Director threw on his cape to save the day 🦸🏻‍♂️ We...
15/05/2026

When an agency driver lets you down, instead of Hulking out, our Ops Director threw on his cape to save the day 🦸🏻‍♂️ We are though wondering, where is Superman? 👀

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