12/05/2026
OK legends, before anyone has a coronary — yes, this one-star review is a joke. 😂🍿
But like all good comedy, it’s inspired by real life.
Every now and then we genuinely do get cranky tourists leaving bad reviews because we refused to rent them a motorcycle without a proper licence. Apparently “Me mate Dave taught me on a scooter in Bali after twelve Bintangs” is not recognised by the insurance companies as formal rider training. Who knew? 🤷♂️
So we decided to imagine what the ultimate angry review might sound like if one of these blokes really let loose online… and honestly, “Ronnie from Essex” practically wrote himself.
At Rider’s Corner we know the rules can sometimes feel like a pain in the backside, but there’s a reason for them:
Northern Thailand’s roads are stunning… but they’re also real roads with real reckless drivers, real decreasing radius corners, and very real opportunities to launch yourself into a ditch wearing singlets and thongs.
We’d genuinely rather lose a rental than see somebody get hurt.
Anyway, enjoy Ronnie’s review, have a laugh, and if you do have a proper motorcycle licence — we’ll happily set you up with a bike and point you toward the best roads in Thailand. 🍻🇹🇭
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