10/15/2026
Everyone’s posting their wins on social media, so here are some of my recent flops, because I’m human, too. Share yours in the comments.
🥀 I made it a professional goal to exhibit at a conference this year. It didn’t happen.
☠️ I recently asked for orders for sodium bicarbonate for a patient with severe metabolic acidosis. The baby’s sodium level was above 155 mEq/L. FML.
🥀 I’ve been working on a new product for TWO YEARS and I can’t motivate myself to finish it even though I’m getting close.
☠️ My last 3 PICC placement attempts have been unsuccessful. It’s been incredibly demoralizing to me and my self-esteem, to the point where I want to quit doing PICC lines.
🥀 My views for the last 30 days are the lowest they’ve ever been, in part because I’m burned out on social media.