Grey Matter Distillery

06/18/2026

🇺🇸 250 years later and we’re still making questionable decisions…at least now they come with Espresso Martinis🍸

Our Freedom Flight is back, now through July 26th! 🇺🇸🗽🦅

Featuring 4 patriotic, dessert-inspired espresso martinis:

🥨 Salted Caramel Pretzel
🍋‍🟩 Key Lime Pie
🍓 Strawberry Cheesecake
🫐 Blueberry Crème

Come party like it’s 1776 🇺🇸🎉

06/11/2026

📼 Be Kind. Rewind. ONE LAST TIME.🎉
The final weekend of The Grey Matter After School Club is here📓🛼🎮🧃

One last weekend of throwbacks, trivia, singalongs, and dance parties before we say Bye, Bye, Bye…💿🦋✨

👇Final Weekend Lineup👇

📓Thursday: Trivia Night @ 7:30pm - AIM, My Space & Y2K Trivia ~ The internet before social media 📲

📓Friday: Retro Name that Tune🎶 @ 7:30pm & World Cup ⚽️ Watch Party @ 9pm 🔊Full Match audio

📓Saturday: DJ Dance Party ~ 8 till late🎉 - TRL Live! 📺 The songs you voted for🗳️

📓Sunday: FINAL DAY🥹 ~ $2 off our entire After School Specials Menu 🍸🧃🍹

06/04/2026

📓IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE:

✨ The Grey Matter After School Club has received approval to extend through June 14th. 🥳🛼🧃💿📚🍸

Before we clean out our lockers, here’s what’s still on the schedule⤵️

📓Every Wednesday: The After School Club 🧃$2 off all Cocktails! ✨Featuring Retro Video & Board Games 🎮🎲
📓Every Friday: Retro Name That Tune @ 7:30pm 🎶 (Special NTT on June 5th - Prom Night!) 💃🕺🏽

📓Thursday: Trivia Night @ 7:30pm 🎉
June 4 - Slime VS Sparkle ~ Nickelodeon & Disney Channel Showdown 🤜🤛
June 11 - AIM, My Space & Y2K Trivia ~ The internet before social media 📲

📓Saturday: DJ Dance Party ~ 8 till late🎉
June 6 - Hit Me Baby (One More Night!) 90s Dance Party 🎶
June 13 - TRL Live! 📺 The songs you voted for🗳️

05/28/2026

💿✨TWO WEEKS LEFT✨💿

The Grey Matter After School Club is still in session 📚🍸📼🧃 and we’ve saved the best line up for last⬇️

📓 Every Wednesday: The After School Club 🧃 $2 off all Cocktails! ✨ Featuring Retro Video & Board Games 🎮🎲

📓 Thursday: Trivia Night @ 7:30pm 🎉
May 28 - Sitcoms & Saturday Cartoons 📺
June 4 - Slime VS Sparkle ~ Nickelodeon & Disney Channel Showdown 👈👈

📓 Every Friday: Retro Name That Tune @ 7:30pm 🎶🎤 (Special NTT on June 5th - Prom Night!) 💃🕺

📓 Saturday: DJ Dance Party ~ 8 till late 🎉
May 30 - After School Disco 🪩 Featuring incredible LOCAL DJs all day & night! ✨📚
June 6 - Hit Me Baby (One More Night!) 90s Dance Party 🎶🎵

✨Have you played our Scavenger Hunt? Come find all the retro nostalgia we’ve hidden in the distillery! 💾🪻🛼🎱🌈

05/26/2026

05/22/2026

This holiday weekend feels like the last day of school in 2002📓☀️🛼🇺🇸💿

But this time… you don’t have to be home when the street lights come on✨🌈

🍹🧃 Featured drinks:

The Burnout ~ Nutty Old Fashioned 🥜 made with Live Oak Whiskey, peanut butter, chocolate bitters, and topped with a Candy Cigarette🚬

Lunch Lady Special ~ (4) different Espresso Martinis 🍸🫘 served in a nostalgic lunchbox: Orange Creamsicle, French Toast, Dunkaroos, and Peanut Butter Banana 🍌🦘🍊🧃

Blue Screen of Death ~ made with Carve Vodka, blueberry, citrus, and triple sec 📺🫐🎮
*comes with a Souvenir Cup 🥳

05/13/2026

Set your AIM Away Message💾 Put on your Juicy tracksuit ✨Parent pickup is at last call…

📓Welcome to The Grey Matter After School Club🍸🧃👇

📓Every Wednesday: The After School Club 🧃$2 off all Cocktails! ✨Featuring Retro Video & Board Games 🎮🎲
📓Every Friday: Retro Name That Tune @ 7:30pm 🎶 (Special NTT on June 5th - Prom Night!) 💃🕺🏽

📓Thursday: Trivia Night @ 7:30pm 🎉
May 14 - Blockbuster Bangers 📼
May 21 - King of Pop Quiz ~ Music Bingo🎶
May 28 - Sitcoms & Saturday Cartoons 📺
June 4 - Slime VS Sparkle ~ Nickelodeon & Disney Channel Showdown 🤜🤛

📓Saturday: DJ Dance Party ~ 8 till late🎉
May 16 - No Scrubs Night 🚫🎵
May 23 - I 🩵Boy Bands Night
May 30 - After School Disco 🪩 Featuring incredible LOCAL DJs All day & night! ✨📚
June 6 - Hit Me Baby (One More Night!) 90s Dance Party 🎶

🍹Drinks Featured: Kong Quest & Dear Diary📔

05/13/2026

05/08/2026

✨If you remember My Space, these drinks are for you!🍹

Featured 🧃 Drinks:
🛍️Meet me at the Mall ~ A Kiwi 🥝 and Pineapple 🍍 Rum Cocktail with Ribault Rum, kiwi, pineapple and banana. Topped with bouncy smile 😊

🦘 Dunkaroos Espresso Martini ~ Made with Carve Vodka, Espresso from local and house-made Dunkaroos Syrup 🍸✨🫘

📓Head on over and check out all our After School Specials 📚 📺✨👾🍹🛼🧃💿🍸