09/26/2026
PSA: 🍁 “OH MAAAAI GAAAAAHD JERRY SHUT UP AND GET YOUR CAMERAAAAAAAA! OMAIGAHD HIT THE BRAKES! “
🛑 🛻 🚛🏍️🚗. ❗️🚙 💨 💨
Always have a designated camera person, and a designated driver. Jerry was driving. Susan should have been taking pictures. Pay attention Jerry!! 🚙
PSA: 🌙 “OH MAI GHAD JERRY!! The moon is so beautiful with the leaves, I love zooming through the mountains—— AAAAAA!!! JERRY THAT SHADOW IN THA ROAD 👀 OMAAAAAIGAAAAAAHD IS A MOOSE 🫎 “
Heavy moose hours are an hour before sundown, and an hour after sunrise. SLOW
DOWN! Moose don’t reflect. Their eyes don’t glow when light hits them. Nothing does. You’ll see them as a shadow, and if you are going too fast, it will be the last thing you see.
PSA: 🚗. 🛻. . 🚙 . . . 🚛
“OHMAIGUUUUD JERRY! That pickup truck in front of us is riding the ass of that little red caaaah. Hunny you better back off! Give that moron more room.”
Tailgating is bu****it. Just don’t. There are so many rear-enders and fender-benders that end up happening involving tourists up here because the “road warriors of the city streets” wanna show the world how hard they can ride that rear end 😉. Nobody cares about your Bumper Hu***ng Tendencies and Preferences. That’s just NOT how we drive up here. Too much s**t in the road such as 🤳 idiots, and 🫎 moose. You’re gonna hurt yourself or someone else.
(This is the end of part one!
Be safe out there, feel free to share)
Have a good peepin’ season 🍁