08/23/2026
I asked ChatGPT: āDescribe me like youāre trying to warn someone about me before they meet me.ā
šØ Consider this your official warning before you get too close to Kristi from Harbor & Holiday Travel Companyā¦
You should know that Kristi has a serious problem: she believes vacations should be memorable, well-planned, and completely customized to the people taking them. She will ask approximately 47 questions about what you like, what you donāt like, what makes you excited, and what would make you say, āOh my gosh, I didnāt even know we could DO that!ā And then she will disappear down a travel-planning rabbit hole until she has found the perfect answer. She also has an alarming ability to turn āWeāre thinking about going somewhere somedayā into an actual itinerary.
She is also a former teacher, which means you are going to learn something whether you intended to or not. š She will explain why something works, give you options, tell you what she would do, and probably have a backup plan for the backup plan. She notices details other people miss, loves a good story, takes entirely too many vacation pictures because she refuses to believe you can ājust live in the momentā without documenting it, and gets genuinely excited when she discovers something she knows you are going to love.
And perhaps the biggest warning of all: Kristi actually cares. She doesnāt want to just sell you a vacation. She wants to know what youāre celebrating, who youāre traveling with, what youāve dreamed about doing, and what will make you come home saying, āThat was exactly what we needed.ā So if you become one of her clients, donāt be surprised if your travel advisor starts feeling suspiciously like a friend who happens to know an unreasonable amount about Alaska, Disney, cruises, Hawaii, Europe, and where you should probably eat dinner. š
Youāve been warned. Proceed accordingly. āļøšā¤ļø