09/02/2026
80 LB DUMBBELLS.
MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE.
WHO YOU GOT? 😂
🔴 24 years old. Indiana University graduate.
⚫ 40 years old. Purdue University graduate.
One has youth on his side.
The other signs the paychecks. 😂
When 80-pound dumbbells end up in the middle of the office, apparently work stops and the entire company gathers around to settle an IU vs. Purdue bench press debate.
No conference room.
No PowerPoint.
Just 80s, a crowd, and bragging rights on the line.
Competition is part of the culture around here.
And apparently, so is making questionable decisions in the middle of the workday. 😂