08/31/2026
I plan river cruises for a living, and no, I donât think everyone should take one.
Part of my job is figuring out whether a river cruise actually fits the way YOU like to travel.
Here are 5 reasons I might tell you to choose something else:
1. You want the ship to be a huge part of the vacation.
River ships are smaller and the destination is really the star. If you want tons of restaurants, big shows, casinos, and endless things to do onboard, you may be happier on an ocean cruise.
2. You love sea days.
River cruising is pretty destination-heavy. You can wake up somewhere new, spend the day exploring, come back for dinner, and do it again tomorrow.
If your favorite part of cruising is having nowhere to be, thatâs something Iâd want to talk about.
3. You want endless dining and entertainment choices.
Thereâs dining and entertainment onboard, but this isnât a floating resort with 15 restaurants and multiple shows every night.
Some people love that. Others wonât.
4. Youâre not that interested in the itinerary.
I wouldnât recommend a river cruise just because youâve heard itâs a great way to see Europe.
I want you excited about the places youâre actually going. The towns, history, food, scenery, castles, wine, Christmas markets, whatever it is that makes YOU want to go.
5. You need everything to go exactly as planned.
Youâre traveling on an actual river. Water levels, weather, locks, and other conditions can occasionally affect an itinerary.
A little flexibility goes a long way.
I specialize in river cruises, but my answer isnât always going to be, âTake a river cruise.â Sometimes an ocean cruise makes more sense. Sometimes a land trip does.
Iâd rather figure that out BEFORE you spend the money.
Not sure whether river cruising fits the way YOU like to travel? Comment âQUIZâ and Iâll send you my River Cruise Personality Quiz.