The Road 2 Elsewhere

10/13/2026

☕ FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. ONE NINCOMPOOP. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 😂

Picture this: Afternoon tea at Harrods in London, surrounded by five beautiful women, including an ex-girlfriend.

And me? A socially awkward nincompoop drowning his embarrassment in tea and pastries! 🫖🥐

I had skills, but none of them led to bed.

Sometimes, the most unforgettable travel memories are the ones you'd rather forget!

🎬 Watch the Reel to discover how my elegant London tea party became a glorious personal disaster.

💬 Ever been painfully out of place in a social situation? Tell me your story in the comments!

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10/13/2026

👟 THE UGLIEST SHOE EVER IS NOW FASHIONABLE?!

Once the laughingstock of footwear, Crocs have somehow conquered the world!

From wedding-day Crocs to honeymoon Crocs, baby Crocs, and even Crocs for actual crocs… apparently, no feet are safe!

I've illustrated just how far this rubber-shoe revolution has gone. And believe me, it gets ridiculous.

👉 Swipe through all 7 slides for a fashionable journey into complete nonsense!

💬 Your turn: Are Crocs a fashion disaster or the greatest invention since sliced bread? Defend your footwear choices in the comments!

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10/12/2026

☀️ HERE COMES THE SUN? NOT THIS TIME OF YEAR! 😴

Even the sun has decided it's time to call it a day… or rather, the next 140 days! 😂

As the days get shorter and the nights get longer, our favorite ball of sunshine seems ready for an extended vacation.

And frankly, who can blame it? Some of us are already counting down the days until spring!

💬 Are you a sunshine lover or someone who enjoys the early sunsets and cozy evenings? Tell me in the comments!

👉 Tag a friend who's already missing summer, and share this cartoon with someone who appreciates a little seasonal humor!

✍️ Original cartoon by Peter Moore.

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10/11/2026

🌊 WHY DO WE STARE OUT TO SEA? Turns out, the ocean has a few things to say about us, too.

Is it the endless horizon? The calming waves? The mystery of what lies beneath?

Or is it because we're fascinated by sea monsters, questionable historical decisions, and fish with absolutely no filter? 🐟

From existential questions to unexpected punchlines, here's my slightly unconventional take on humanity's relationship with the ocean.

Swipe through all 8 slides and tell me: What's YOUR reason for staring out to sea? 👀

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10/08/2026

🌕🧀 What if the moon really IS made of cheese?

I've been studying the moon, and I think I've finally cracked the case.

Burrata. Mozzarella. Chèvre. Gouda. Brie. Gruyère. Parmigiano-Reggiano. Roquefort.

Eight delicious possibilities. One very cheesy mystery. 😂

Who knew the phases of the moon could look so much like a trip through the cheese department?

Just another slightly ridiculous observation from my collection of original cartoons and illustrations at Road2Elsewhere.

💬 Here's the important question: If the moon were made of cheese, which one would you want it to be? 🧀👇

📩 Tag a cheese lover or share this cartoon with someone who appreciates a little visual humor!

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10/08/2026

🐦⭐ Even the birds are leaving restaurant reviews now!

Cleanliness? ⭐
Service? ⭐⭐⭐
Price? ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Overall experience? Let's just say this customer has some complaints. 😂

Apparently, free food doesn't guarantee a five-star dining experience!

Another little piece of illustrated humor from Peter Moore's Road2Elsewhere, where everyday life, unexpected observations, and original cartoons come together.

💬 What rating would you give your favorite restaurant, or your backyard bird feeder?

📩 Know someone who loves birds, cartoons, or a good laugh? Share this with them!

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10/07/2026

😴 ARE YOU A MASTER NAPPER OR STILL A NAP.PREN.TICE?

I’ve always believed napping is an underrated talent. In fact, I’ve developed an entire vocabulary for it!

Meet NAP.TI.TUDE, the God-given ability to nap! 💤

From Nap.ostles and Nap.it.tizers to Pre.nap.tual Agreements and the occasional Nap.oca.lypse, welcome to my illustrated dictionary of purposeful laziness.

Because why waste a perfectly good afternoon being productive? 😄

📖 Want the full Nap.ti.tude dictionary? Read my original illustrated story on Substack:

👉 https://petermoore.substack.com/p/naptitude

💬 Your turn! Are you proudly pro-nap or fighting sleep until the bitter end? Tell me below!

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Sweet dreams, my drowsy friends! 💤

10/06/2026

✈️ Ever looked around an airport and realized every traveler seems to belong to a very specific species?

From The Tech Bro-Zilla occupying every charging outlet to The Nervous Guy, The Cheer Team, The Bin Crammer, The Human Smorgasbord, and those suspiciously Identical Salesmen: Peter Moore turns the familiar chaos of air travel into an illustrated cast of characters.

Because sometimes the best part of traveling isn’t the destination. It’s watching the people trying to get there. 😄

Which one have you encountered at an airport or worse, had sitting next to you? 👀

👉 Swipe through, pick your favorite, and follow for more illustrated stories, travel observations, cartoons and human absurdity.

10/05/2026

What if almost everything you thought you knew about Vincent van Gogh wasn’t quite so simple? 🎨👂

While traveling through France, Vincent seemed to follow Peter everywhere, from Paris to Saint-Rémy and Auvers-sur-Oise.

That led him down a rather intriguing rabbit hole: the famous ear, the asylum, Vincent’s extraordinary productivity, and even the mysteries surrounding his final chapter.

Some are facts. Some are disputed theories. And some left Peter with more questions than answers.

The result? VINCENT & ME, Vincent van Gogh, viewed through Peter Moore’s curious, humorous, and illustrated lens.

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What’s one thing about Van Gogh’s life you’ve always wondered about? Tell us below. 👇

05/16/2026

My lastest post substack, where I dabble in day-drinking and make some discoveries. Not necessarily good ones, either.

I witness pigeon murder. Also, the loss of my youth. Excerpt #60 from "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Nicompoop." WRITTEN & ILLUSTRATED by PETER MOORE