Bearded Light Creations, LLC

05/07/2026

🌻🐝 Another one-of-a-kind porch planter fresh from the workshop! 🐝🌻

This 3’ tall handmade beauty features a rustic natural wood finish with a “Bee Nice or Buzz Off” design and shimmering resin inlay accents that catch the light beautifully. Perfect for your porch, patio, entryway, or as a gift for your favorite plant-loving troublemaker. 😏

✨ Details:
• Approx. 3 feet tall
• Handmade wooden porch planter
• Resin inlay accents
• Includes removable plastic drainage mat
• One of a kind — no duplicates!

Add your favorite flowers, greenery, or seasonal décor and let the bees do the talking. 🐝💛

04/23/2026

Quick update from Bearded Light Headquarters:

Our fearless leader, Kevin, has hit a bit of a plot twist. Doctors found an occlusion in his femoral bypass, and he heads in for an angiogram on May 7 so they can figure out exactly what’s going on. At this point, there’s a real possibility they may have to amputate his right leg.

Now, before anyone panics — Kevin is still very much Kevin. Stubborn, sarcastic, and already making jokes about becoming part cyborg. Frankly, if anyone can turn “possible robot upgrade” into a personality trait, it’s him.

We don’t have all the answers yet, and we’re taking things day by day while the doctors figure out the best path forward.

In the meantime, we’d appreciate good thoughts, prayers, positive energy, spare titanium parts, or offerings to the medical gods on his behalf.

We’ll keep everyone updated as we know more. Until then, Bearded Light remains operational… possibly with future enhanced mobility attachments.

04/15/2026

04/04/2026

🌻🐝 Bee Nice… or Buzz Off 🐝🌻
Looking to add a little personality to your porch or patio? This handcrafted wooden planter brings the perfect mix of charm and attitude 😏
✨ Handcrafted solid wood
✨ Unique 2 color resin inlay design
✨ Perfect for flowers, herbs, or that one plant you’re trying not to kill
✨ Makes a great gift (or keep it… we won’t judge)
Whether you're welcoming guests… or warning them 😂 this piece does both beautifully.
📍 Available now — message me to claim yours before it flies away!

03/02/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Sissy Wayne Bolton, Mandi van Witzenburg, Mcconnell Donna, Jason Christina Tool

02/18/2026

You still have a chance! Comment now for your chance at 50% off your next custom order!!!

02/16/2026

Welcome to all our new followers! Be sure to check out the pinned post about our February sale 🤩

10/10/2025

🌊 New Creation Alert! 🌊
Meet our newest ocean-inspired friend — this pastel sea turtle! 🐢💗💙

Fresh off the 3D printer and finished with a soft pink-to-blue gradient, this little beauty captures the calm and magic of the sea. Each detail — from the textured shell to the articulated flippers — was designed with care to bring a sense of movement and personality to life. It’s like a gentle reminder of beach days and ocean breezes, right on your desk or shelf.

It was so much fun bringing this one to life! The blend of colors came out even better than expected — soft, dreamy, and full of coastal charm. 🌴✨

Now the big question… what should we name this little one? Drop your best name ideas below! 👇
And tell me — should this be the first of a whole ocean series? 🐚🌊