Lil Deb L Do It

08/31/2026

Definitely 🤣🤣

08/31/2026

UPDATE: I HAD A LEGITIMATE PEST CONTROL COMPANY COME OUT AND DO AN INSPECTION. THEY ARE NOT TERMITES. THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME SITUATION AND CRITTERS I HAD IN JULY OF LAST YEAR. THEY ARE CARPENTER ANTS. SO THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING THEIR COLONIES AND THEIR POPULATIONS FOR OVER A YEAR NOW BECAUSE MY SLUMLORD DIDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. THIS YEAR HAD HE SIMPLY CALLED AS HE STATED, (HIS) PEST CONTROL GUY WE WOULD HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THIS WAS A CONTROLLABLE SITUATION WITH THE MEANS OF PEST CONTROL PRODUCTS AND MONTHLY TREATMENT UNTIL THE WOOD CAN BE REPLACED AROUND ALL THREE WINDOWS, DOORS AND THE SOGGY WALL UNDER THE WINDOW (which with his consistency would never have gotten done nor will it get done). I feel sorry for the next sucker that moves in there. The AC UNIT THAT IS PLACED THROUGH A CINDER BLOCK WALL FOR AIR CONDITIONING has also rotted the wall beneath which that and all the above are breeding grounds for carpenter ant colonies. THEY SHOULD NOT BE CALLED SLUM "lords"! SLUMBAGS would be much more appropriate! I have to vacate remove my pets, set off a bomb simply so I can pack my belongings without taking them with me just to get the hell out of this hole. I guess the good news is that it isn't termites but either way they've made my life hell and my landlord could give two s**** about it. He was in town, stayed two doors down in his own unit and didn't have the decency to even come to my home to see the issue. Unbearable indeed!

So, more in week 4, luckily having the option of spending the night in one of my clients u occupied vacation rentals, apparently it was an interesting evening back at my place. This is at 2:00 in the afternoon and I have yet to see a live one hanging out with us. Typically they're hidden but this point and don't come out until around 9:00 or 10:00 at night. Luckily the termite inspector is on their way! This is unbelievable! I get termites swarms but this is a clear infestation. I see them all the time in my multitude of vacation rental properties. However, I have never had them continue for 3 to 4 weeks of swarms much less continue live ones especially during the day. We shall see what the inspector see! Cannot express how nice it was to actually turn the lights off last night although I still couldn't go to sleep till around 4:00 a.m. ....... Just knowing that these were not going to be climbing all over me and my pets was a blessing! God give me patience!

08/30/2026

Never too early for Halloween!!!! 😜

🎃My neighborhood readies for Halloween…saw these fellas walking home today. 🤟💀

08/29/2026

Week 4 in a row.......of this year's unwanted "roommates" in my 300 sq ft efficiency. Every night between 9:00 p.m. and 6:00 a.m. I have four vacuum cleaners cap with tin foil so they don't climb back out. Landlord was notified a year ago, now denies that he was ever notified. It only took him 13 months to fix my cracked toilet of which he was notified prior to my move in. He now brags and takes credit for "even gave you a new toilet" which the plumber insisted upon because the old one was physically cracked. It was ultimately finally addressed once the waste paper basket could no longer catch the drips and was filling up in the course of 3 days.. to top it off the day after this year's swarm of termites took over the water was disconnected due to non-payment which ultimately is included in my rent therefore the landlord's responsibility.

Thank God I keep all of my text messages, photos, videos and "evidence". HOA refuses to return any calls. In his text, the landlord called it "unbearable" living there. I would have to agree. If you are living in anything similar to this situation this is not legal! Landlord tenant laws in the state of Florida will protect you. $1, 850/month, 14 months into a 3-year lease and ultimately the insistence upon move in negotiations claimed himself "Best Landlord on the Planet"! I told him that very day "I've got that in writing" which at the time was meant to be humorous. Now, not so much.. Suffice it to say the landlord has offered me the opportunity to "get out of my lease" and I am definitely going to take advantage of that. It is so unfortunate that I finally found this amazing place only to be owned, operated and illegally rented by a local realtor and slumlord. Shame on you!!!

08/26/2026

Sears Town is history!

08/18/2026

Oh my goodness!! Rico Suave' gives us the update as usual in style unlike his guests of course 😜

RICO REPORT: TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE… ONE-WAY

Well, folks, the plot has officially thickened.

Our romantic getaway started with two gentlemen checking in together, allegedly hit an iceberg called infidelity, and somehow both ended up abandoning ship.

First gentleman: 🚔
Second gentleman: also 🚔

We don’t know exactly how the fight went down — Rico was thankfully not appointed referee — but afterward we found a broken liquor bottle in the room that was allegedly involved in the altercation. 🍾💥 The good news? For the most part, the room survived. The relationship appears to need considerably more maintenance.

Meanwhile, their lonely suitcase stood beside the police car like the sole survivor of the entire vacation, wondering how it went from “pack for paradise” to “please identify your belongings.”

And now, in perhaps the most romantic development of the evening, their mug shots are sitting side by side on the Monroe County arrest-records website. Forget matching vacation photos — apparently we’re doing matching booking photos.

We’re also told the couple allegedly had a similar altercation recently overseas, so apparently this wasn’t their first stop on the International Relationship Dispute Tour.

They checked in as a couple.
They checked out in separate cruisers.

Rico has officially changed their reservation status from “Romantic Getaway” to “Two Men and a Suitcase: The Farewell Tour.”

P.S. The luggage would still like a late checkout. It’s been through enough.

08/04/2026

Yikes! They definitely found this "missing boater"! I had posted this a couple days ago there was limited information and now we know why. Just in case you're paying attention 😁

A 32-year-old Fort Myers, Florida man who stole a vessel from a Marathon residence on Saturday was arrested by federal authorities in the Everglades National Park on Tuesday.

Dustin Southwick was charged with grand theft.

The U.S. Park Service found the stolen 26-foot Edgewater boat beached along a shoreline at approximately 11 a.m. on Aug. 4, 2026. The law enforcement and U.S. Coast Guard search ended after a good Samaritan notified park officials of Southwick’s presence on the shoreline. He stated that the vessel ran out of fuel, causing him to beach it. According to Southwick, he had been surviving on crackers, water, and electrolyte drinks while stranded. There were no life-threatening injuries reported.

A warrant for Southwick’s arrest was obtained by the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office after the boat was stolen at approximately 7:30 a.m. on Aug. 1, 2026, from a residential dock on 85th Street in Marathon. The victim knows the suspect and stated Southwick took the boat without his permission.

The investigation remains ongoing and additional charges may be pending.

08/04/2026

It's that time of year folks! Stock up on your terro liquid ant traps. I saw one ant on my kitchen counter put my new bait trap out and it is a full house this morning. Within 24 hours. You can purchase these at Home Depot. I always recommend vacation rentals keep a backup supply under the counter under the kitchen sink or locked in the owner's cabinet. These things are quite effective for these 90 mph little tiny ants. Accept no substitute! These are by far the best version of the ant Bay tracks. I've tried them all! 9 years of experience tells me these are the only remedy! They are PetSafe but keep them Out of reach of children and pets of course.