10/12/2026
Listen. If your kids would happily spend six hours in a pool and give approximately zero f***s about riding Space Mountain, we need to talk about your Disney resort. 😂
Because not every family needs to spend their entire vacation racing from ride to ride, squeezing in every character meal, and treating rope drop like a competitive sport.
Some kids need downtime. Some families need afternoon naps. Some parents want to sit by the pool with a drink while their kids splash around instead of dragging everyone back into the parks because they paid for the tickets.
And some families? Their resort IS part of the vacation. Not just somewhere to collapse after a 14-hour park day.
This is why choosing a Disney resort based solely on price can backfire.
The cheapest room isn’t necessarily the best fit if your family would benefit from a great pool, easy transportation, more space, or a resort where you actually WANT to spend time.
And no, that doesn’t automatically mean you need the most expensive deluxe resort, either.
It means matching the resort to YOUR family, your priorities, your budget, and how you actually want to vacation.
Because the goal isn’t to do Disney the way everyone else does it.
It’s to plan a trip your family will genuinely enjoy.
Tell me: Are your kids TEAM PARKS or TEAM POOL? I need to know what kind of vacation we’re planning.