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Clements Travel Luxury hotels, cruises and rail. Four Seasons Preferred Partner, Belmond Bellini Club, Rosewood Elite and more. No booking fees.

Free breakfast, upgrades and hotel credits, all at the same rate as booking direct.

🇫🇷✨ A hidden gem on the French coastA new travel guide to the iconic Hôtel du Palais in Biarritz — ocean views, French g...
10/15/2025

🇫🇷✨ A hidden gem on the French coast

A new travel guide to the iconic Hôtel du Palais in Biarritz — ocean views, French glamour, and insider tips on how to book it right.

Tap the link in bio to read the full story and start dreaming of the Basque coast. 🌊☀️

Call me to book your next Mexico vacation. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
08/23/2025

Call me to book your next Mexico vacation. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

WE DO SO WELL IN MEXICO, NOBODY LOVES MEXICO AS MUCH AS YOUR FAVORITE TRAVEL AGENT (ME). NOT EVEN LYIN’ TED CRUZ, AND HE...
08/23/2025

WE DO SO WELL IN MEXICO, NOBODY LOVES MEXICO AS MUCH AS YOUR FAVORITE TRAVEL AGENT (ME). NOT EVEN LYIN’ TED CRUZ, AND HE IS FROM TEXAS, RIGHT NEXT DOOR. HE TALKS ABOUT MEXICO ALL THE TIME BUT BELIEVE ME, HE DOESN’T LOVE MEXICO LIKE I DO.

THE HOTELS LOVE US. THEY CALL ME AND SAY, “SIR, WHATEVER YOUR CLIENTS WANT, WE WILL DO IT.” AND I SAY, “JOSE, (TALL, POWERFUL GUY, KNOWN HIM A LONG TIME), WE WANT BIG BEAUTIFUL UPGRADES, FREE BREAKFASTS (THEY CALL IT DESAYUNO, I SAY I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT JUST MAKE IT FREE), AND HOTEL CREDITS.” AND THEY DO IT, BECAUSE THEY KNOW WE ARE THE BEST.

OTHER TRAVEL AGENCIES? COMPLETE JOKE. NO UPGRADES, NO BENEFITS, NO FREE BREAKFAST. THEY LOOK LIKE FAILED ACCOUNTANTS. CROOKED SUITS, BAD HAIR. LOW ENERGY, VERY WEAK.

BOOK YOUR MEXICO VACATION WITH ME AND YOU’LL BE SIPPING A MARGARITA WITH A BIG, BEAUTIFUL BOWL OF GUACAMOLE ON WHITE SAND IN NO TIME. THE BEACHES? WHITE, CLEAN, PERFECT, JUST LIKE I PROMISED.

CONTACT ME TODAY, YOUR FAVORITE TRAVEL AGENT, FOR YOUR FREE QUOTE. MAKE TRAVEL GREAT AGAIN. MEXICO! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

We are always negotiating hard for our clients. Contact us for a quote!
08/22/2025

We are always negotiating hard for our clients. Contact us for a quote!

WE GOT A CALL FROM A CLIENT IN THE GREAT STATE OF FLORIDA (THE STATE OF RON DESANCTIMONIOUS). HE SAID, “SIR, WE NEED 6 R...
08/22/2025

WE GOT A CALL FROM A CLIENT IN THE GREAT STATE OF FLORIDA (THE STATE OF RON DESANCTIMONIOUS). HE SAID, “SIR, WE NEED 6 ROOMS IN BOSTON ON A BUDGET.”

THE HATERS SAID, “IMPOSSIBLE! THE PRICES ARE HIGH BECAUSE IT’S CONFERENCE SEASON.” WRONG!

WE WENT INTO BOSTON. WE NEGOTIATED HARD. WE GOT A FANTASTIC HOTEL, RIGHT ON BUDGET. WE GET THE BEST DEALS. PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST HOTEL NEGOTIATION THEY’VE EVER SEEN. MAYBE IN HISTORY.

OTHER TRAVEL AGENCIES? LOW ENERGY! TOO WEAK. TOO SCARED. TOTAL DISASTER. THEY’D BE BOOKING AT RACK RATE. SAD!

WE DID IT SO FAST, SO STRONG, EVEN THE HOTEL STAFF SAID, “SIR, HOW DID YOU DO IT?”

NO ONE NEGOTIATES BETTER THAN US. NOBODY. CONTACT ME FOR A QUOTE — WE WILL CRUSH ANY COMPETITOR’S PRICE. LIKE A DOG! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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