10/05/2026
🚨 FOUR-DAY JUNK MASSACRE 🚨
Thursday through Sunday (Oct 8–11), I'm going full beast mode on junk — and your pile is first in line if you're fast. 😤
Couches. Mattresses. Busted grills. That treadmill of lies. The garage that hasn't seen your car since spring. The "I'll deal with it later" corner that's now a mountain. ALL OF IT — GONE. 🫳🏻
You don't lift a finger. You text me a photo, I tell you the price, I back my trailer up and make your mess VANISH. You'll stand there wondering if it was ever even yours. 🪄
Four days. One trailer. Zero mercy for junk.
📲 Text me a photo at 971-212-5235 before the spots are gone!