10/17/2026
Tale of Scallywag- Loopin’ Louie
Upon the proud motor yacht named Nauti Sol
The crew had a grand and adventurous goal
With Gregarious Gary commanding the wheel
And Dynamic Dina ensuring the steel
They cruised down the rivers and swam in the Keys
Then crossed to Bahamas on a tropical breeze
They traveled the East Coast all the way up to Canada
Evading each storm and maritime stamina
Now finishing America’s Great Loop with pride
Heading back to Cincinnati on the hometown tide
But shadows were lurking out under the pier
As a scoundrel named Loopin' Louie drew near
A treacherous skallywag, wicked and sly
With mischief and malice ablaze in his eye
He snuck through the darkness with malice in mind
To leave the brave crew of the Nauti Sol blind
He hacked at the props with a villainous snag
And loosened the lines to make the anchor drag
Yet Louie forgot that the ship had a guard
Two fierce Dinghy Dawgs who were clever and hard
Cali and Myla, the hot-blooded pair
Caught scent of the scoundrel right then and there
They barked and they lunged in a fury of paws
And trapped the vile rogue in their loyalty's claws
Caught red-handed, the skallywag fell
Bound tight to the arch by the Nauti Sol bell
Now Louie is paying the ultimate fee
For trying to sabotage ships on the sea
His flesh has withered, his spirit is gone
But his sentence endures from the dusk to the dawn
His dry bones now hang from the bimini top
A permanent fixture that never will drop
With one eye wide open, a skeleton stark
He stands on watch 24/7 in the dark
Eternally guarding the crew and the bay
As the Nauti Sol sails on its glorious way