06/01/2026
I’m catching a ship to the Bahamas bright and early to celebrate the final days of my 30s the only logical way possible… with sunshine, tropical drinks, and absolutely zero responsibilities. 🍹🌴😎
I’ll be off all week soaking up island vibes and pretending calories don’t exist at the buffet. 😂
If you message me about your next vacation, don’t worry — I’ll be back at the end of the week and happy to help you book your next adventure as soon as I return! ✈️🌎
Until then… if found, please return me to the nearest beach chair in the Bahamas. 🏖️💕
– Heidi