Delusional Disney Dad

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Delusional Disney Dad Just a husband, dad, and dreamer raising a family on faith, funnel cakes, and fast passes.

A fully grown man with a mortgage who believes Lightning Lane is a personality trait. I break down Disney strategy, overanalyze rope drop like it’s military warfare, and cope with not living in Orlando through aggressive optimism and dad humor. Follow for park hacks, delusional math, and theme park-level commitment.

10/20/2026

I AM NOT A MARKETING GENIUS! I HAVE ADHD! 🤣 Today was SUPPOSED to be pin drop day, and I am just as disappointed as everybody else! Turns out accidentally starting a pin company requires actually remembering how to start a business! 😂 Thank you for being patient with my chaotic little adventure. I promise I’m working hard to get everything right for you guys! ❤️

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10/19/2026

I’m officially declaring Jack Stack BBQ near Union Station the BEST barbecue in Kansas City. My research is extensive, my qualifications are questionable, and my opinion is absolutely not up for debate. Kansas City, I’m sure you’ll all agree with me. 😂

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10/18/2026
10/18/2026

Go Chiefs!

10/17/2026

My sister has spent her entire life putting up with me, but NOTHING could have prepared her for her brother becoming a full-blown DISNEY ADULT WITH AN INTERNET FOLLOWING! 🤣 She didn’t even want to be in this video! 😂 LOVE YOU, SIS! Disney Parks disneytva Disney D23 Disney+ Disney

10/17/2026

7,000 DELUSIONAL DISNEY ADULTS?! 🤯😂 Our DDA Clubhouse is growing like CRAZY, the Founding Member pin is ready to show off, and the only thing standing between you and preorders is MY FAILURE TO LISTEN TO MY WIFE! 🤣

Come join the madness at Delusional Disney Adults Clubhouse here on Facebook! WE CAN JUSTIFY IT!

10/16/2026

Silver Dollar City humbled me! 😂 Those Ozark hills made me realize I’ve got some changes to make. I’ve got big plans to be around for Disneyland AND Disney World’s 100th anniversaries, and I want to be healthy enough to enjoy every minute of them. So I guess we’re adding a health journey to this delusional adventure!

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10/15/2026

Silver Dollar City might be one of the most underrated theme parks in America! 🎢🍂 World-class coasters, gorgeous Ozark scenery, incredible fall decorations, and FOOD that has absolutely destroyed my self-control! 😂 Plus, I’m getting one last ride on Thunderation before it retires!

Silverdollar City

10/15/2026

I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER! 😂 I mentioned Founding Member pins for our DDA Clubhouse and now everybody’s demanding I TAKE THEIR MONEY! We haven’t even revealed the design yet! 🤣

Preorders are COMING! Not open yet! Join the madness on Facebook! Delusional Disney Adults Clubhouse!

10/14/2026

We’re actually making collectible pins for ridiculous Disney accomplishments! 😂 The designs are almost ready, and apparently I’ve accidentally started a pin company. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

Join the madness over on Facebook at the Delusional Disney Adults Clubhouse!

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