Jax The Bard Cat

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Mom and Dad took me on a new adventure! We went to a big open field, where Mom opened the back of her car and we all la...
08/12/2026

Mom and Dad took me on a new adventure! We went to a big open field, where Mom opened the back of her car and we all lay on a comfy air mattress watching a giant screen we could see through the open back. I like watching movies with Mom & Dad!

Shenanigans in a tree at the coffee shop!
08/11/2026

Shenanigans in a tree at the coffee shop!

Mom says that today is the day! The day that they tell me it's safe to stop wearing the cone! I've gotten pretty used ...
08/11/2026

Mom says that today is the day! The day that they tell me it's safe to stop wearing the cone! I've gotten pretty used to it, but I'd still rather not wear it if I don't have to.

Mom found this video online on how to make something called a "fascinator" out of a placemat. It just so happens that a...
08/11/2026

Mom found this video online on how to make something called a "fascinator" out of a placemat. It just so happens that a few days later was Derby Day - some human holiday where they all put on giant straw hats and drink something that makes them all act loud and silly.

So Mom made herself a straw fascinator and then made a matching cone for me (since they're still preventing me from properly cleaning my stitches down on my belly from The Snip).

And then we got all dressed up - me in my Big Boy harness - and headed downtown in our fancy new straw not-hats.

Apparently there is this day where humans wear giant things on their heads called hats made of straw and drink lots of t...
08/11/2026

Apparently there is this day where humans wear giant things on their heads called hats made of straw and drink lots of things from bottles that makes them act silly.

Mom made one of these straw hats out of a straw placemat and put lots of flowers and ribbons and things on it. She said it was more of a "fascinator" than a hat because hers was actually quite small compared to everyone else's.

Then she took another placemat and made one for me! Only it was another cone for around my neck, since I still had stitches in my belly from The Snip that itched like crazy but Mom and Dad won't let me lick.

Anyway, she put on her hat and I put on my matching cone and the man in the big house put on a hat and we all ended up at a dark pub downtown that we like to go to often.

It was ok. I mean, I always like going places, and everyone fawned over me as usual (which I love). It was dark and the noise was kind of a steady, dull roar, so I mostly hung out on the couch next to Mom.

08/11/2026

Mom and Dad take me places all the time. Frequently we go to a bar or a restaurant downtown, or sometimes just to the downtown park. It's close enough to walk to from home, but when we leave the neighborhood to get to the town center, we have to cross a busy road. I don't like that road. It's loud and there are lots of very fast cars. Mom always carries me in my Mobi wrap to make sure I'm safe.

But on our way home late at night, there are few cars, especially after we cross that road and enter the neighborhood. This night, I decided that I wanted to walk home myself. So I squirmed and wriggled until Mom put me down.

This was my first walk home, and I think I nailed it! Mom and Dad were both so proud of me! They said I was a good boy and that I walked so well with them.

Of course I did! Is that not how I came home with them in the first place?! Silly humans.

4/30/2026

This was a busy weekend for me! Mom and Dad took me to a Blueberry Festival at a winery and it was such fun! Way too hot...
08/11/2026

This was a busy weekend for me! Mom and Dad took me to a Blueberry Festival at a winery and it was such fun! Way too hot, but there were all kinds of animals and trees and people to meet!

We even made it to the official City of Lake Wales FB page!
08/10/2026

We even made it to the official City of Lake Wales FB page!

Mom and Dad were sure excited to go to this thing called a Mad Hatter Tea Party. I didn't know what to expect, but ever...
08/10/2026

Mom and Dad were sure excited to go to this thing called a Mad Hatter Tea Party. I didn't know what to expect, but everyone there was wearing things on their heads! Do you think they all got snipped too?

Got snipped! Don't know what that means, but Mom and Dad seemed happy about it. I was mainly uncomfortable for a few h...
08/10/2026

Got snipped! Don't know what that means, but Mom and Dad seemed happy about it. I was mainly uncomfortable for a few hours, and then massively inconvenienced for a couple of weeks.

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