14/11/2025
PERSONAL SERVICE - what?
I heard from very reliable sources (i.e. the Internet) that when a super rich person wants a thing done, they put one person in charge of that thing and will only be reported when it it actually done - no hassle!
That's the idea here as well. You tell me what you want and it'll be delivered to your door. When you call me, it'll be me answering (within reasonable hours of couse), no autometic message and no AI wizardry. That means ... almost ... anything and everything can be sent, if you know what I mean.
Of course there's always a very tiny, little, infinitesimal chance that one day there'll be a different voice answeing the phone, to tell you that I've died for whatever reason. And even then, (i) you still (might) recieve your parcel; (ii) I'll be the one doing the utmost to avoid that scenerio, and (iii) it'll happen only once!
So, happy ordering!
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